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The Beekeeper: Movie Review

When you watch Jason Statham movies, you can always count on him to wear a jacket and a cap and punch some bad guys in the face. He beat up hired guns in Expendables 4 last year. A few years before that, he beat up thieves in Wrath of Man. In The Beekeeper, he fights a global scamming agency and white-collar crooks led by an asshole Josh Hutcherson.

Statham plays Adam Clay, a beekeeper. The film opens with him talking to a kind woman named Eloise Parker (Phylicia Rashad). Eloise is the owner of the bee farm where he works; she also handles the finances of some charities on the side. Clay thanks Eloise for taking care of him. We'll never find out what that means, but things then become quite dumb. Eloise lost all her savings and the money from the charities to a group of swindlers. But instead of calling the police, she took her own life. The film never establishes that Eloise is suicidal or depressed. Hence, her death feels a bit crass and a total cheap move by David Ayer to give Adam some kind of motivation.

Like a true justified action hero, Adam didn't waste any time going to work to find the scammers. Apparently, he's a former agent for a secret group called Beekeepers. And with his connections, he managed to find the scammers location and burn it down to the ground, much to the chagrin of the company's president, Derek Danforth (Josh Hutcherson), and his security slash advisor, Wallace Westwyld (Jeremy Irons). He then warns them that they're next. 

Adam's violent ways also caught the attention of Eloise's daughter, FBI Agent Verona Parker (Emmy Raver-Lampman), who disapproves of his method. But this plot has zero effect on where things are going. It never developed into something exciting or important.

The whole movie feels so half-baked. It feels like there's still a lot about it that's left unsaid. It also didn't help that the script was terrible. But Jason Statham's effort to make it work is admirable. He does everything here. He gets into some hand-to-hand combat. He gets into loads of gunfights. He gets into a knife fight. He even got to say some bee puns. He's basically like John Wick, minus the sophistication of Keanu Reeves.

The Beekeeper is formulaic, but it works in a way since the people involved in it kind of accepted its silliness. While I'm not sure if this movie fits in the "so bad that it's good" tier, I believe it comes pretty close.

2.5/5



Us — Movie Review

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In 1986, young Adelaide (Madison Curry) encountered an exact clone of herself while wandering Santa Cruz Beach. That encounter has scarred her for life, leaving her unable to speak until adulthood. 

Now a grown woman, Adelaide Wilson (Lupita Nyong'o) and her family are revisiting her their old lake house for a vacation when exact copies of themselves, called the Tethered, mysteriously appear, seeking to replace her and her family. 

This confrontation triggers Adelaide's repressed childhood memories in Santa Cruz Beach. Things immediately went haywire when Gabe (Winston Duke), Adelaide's husband, was hurt by his mirror image. The Tethered are not simply looking to replace them, they want to kill them.

Adelaide must keep her family safe from their mirror image while she finds out the truth about her past and who she is.

Boy — Movie Review

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This entertaining and touching story is about an odd family plague with insecurities and dilemmas.

"Boy" follows the lively and imaginative Boy (James Rolleston). Alamein is his real name, named after his dad. He has a very shy brother named Rocky (Te Aho Aho Eketone-Whitu), who believe his power has caused the death of their mother. 

The story basically starts upon meeting their estranged father, Alamein (Taika Waititi), after being in-prison for a long time. Optimistic that their father return will make their life better, Boy soon realize the true sentiment of his father towards them.

Gravity — Movie Review

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Alfonso Cuarón's masterpiece film is a nauseating and thrilling drama in space.

The movie follows Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock), a medical engineer and mission specialist, and Lieutenant Matt Kowalski (George Clooney), a veteran space astronaut, as they travel to space to service the Hubble Space Telescope.

But suddenly, a detonated satellite caused a chain of explosions, cutting off their communication and putting their mission in danger.

With no means of transportation back to Earth, the two astronauts drift in space.

What We Do in the Shadows – Movie Review

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In Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi's terrific masterpiece film, three old-school vampires try to adjust to the modern world.

The film follows a group of vampires headed by the uneasy Viago Von Dorna Schmarten Scheden Heimburg (né von Blitzenberg), played by Taika Waititi. A movie crew follows him as he narrates his everyday life with the rebellious Deacon Brucke, played by Jonathan Brugh, the insecure Vladislav the Poker, played by Jemaine Clement, and the 8,000-year-old vampire Petyr, played by Ben Fransham.

Soon, the supposed-to-be dinner guest turned vampire, Nick, played by Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, joins them. His addition adds substance to the overarching narrative. He's a representation of modernity and youth, a direct contrast to Viago and his roomies.